Travels with Grumpus

Mickey: “If I had gazillion blongdars, if I had gazillion blongdars …” (to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies’ “If I had a million dollars”)

Maya: Hey, that’s pretty funny!

Mickey: Yeah, and the best part is, it really means something.

Maya: Really?! What?

Mickey: (shrugs) I dunno.

I love you so much, I said, I will hold you and protect you and cherish you forever. You give me so much joy and so much pleasure. You are mine, and you will be with me always.

Click on the picture for more images of my baby.

These shoes, and these too, the Mickey is of the opinion that they are super fabulous! The Maya thinks that the husband is an individual of the fantastic taste. The super fantastic taste.

Who knew that Stuart Little’s dad could be so hot? He’s now my favorite sarcastic irascible curmudgeonly TV doctor, sorry Dr Cox. Yes: acerbic, cranky, prickly, saturnine are extreme turn-ons for me. That’s why I knew Grumpus was the one.

Merchandise lust hits me again. More here.