Another year older
Mickey: So my age is finally greater than my waistline.
Maya: That’s good, isn’t it?
Mickey: No not really… I guess I’ll just have to put on some weight.
Maya: Okay.
Mickey: No, I can’t do that. I’ve made too much of an investment in stylish clothes.
[…] Last year was a little more festive. We got a bunch of friends together for drinks at this place and ended up so completely liquored up that we ended up here at 2 a.m., eating pancakes and sausages chased down by milkshakes. Despite that indulgence, Grumpus noted that his age was finally greater than his waistline, and vowed to keep it that way. […]