Dante had nothing on him
Maya: So you and your husband are taking your parents and his parents on a 16-day cruise around the Mediterranean. The trip sounds awesome!
Pam: Yup!
Maya: Yeah, Mickey’s been talking about sending his parents on a cruise. But if they go, my parents should get one too!
Pam: So why don’t you guys all go together and take the same cruise we’re taking?
Maya: Well, let’s see … 2 weeks on a boat together with his folks and mine … I’m pretty sure that’s very close to Mickey’s definition of hell.