Travels with Grumpus

# of days into Christmas holiday: 13

# of siblings who came home for the holidays: 3 (including Maya)

% of K family home for Christmas: 100

# of future brothers-in-law met for the first time: 1

# of times been to airport to meet/ see someone off: 3

# of nights spent imbibing copious amounts of alcohol: 8

# of days woken up with a hangover: 8

# of days woken up at or near noon: 10

Average # of meals a day: 4

Average amount of calories consumed per meal: 2000

Need for a detox: Desperate

Frequency with which I resolve to eat/ drink less: daily