Idolatry
When your openly gay male friend freely admits that he wants to “peel away that yellow drape wrapped around” a woman, the heretofore unitiated straight men sit up and take notice.
Grumpus spend the better part of one evening searching online for the rest of that video and found some really well done screencaps of her chest-to-nether region, and a photo montage played out to the John Mayer classic “Yeh bahdy’z a wahnderlaaaaand.” I’d post the links here but the videos have disappeared in the intervening 4 days.
My own love goes exclusively and obsessively to the little guy with the huge voice who sings his li’l heart out every week. Ya had me from “I’ve”.