Foodaholic
Mickey (groaning): I shouldn’t have had that cheesecake.
Maya: (silence)
Mickey: Sweetie, you should help me.
Maya: I *told* you not to eat it.
Mickey: But you didn’t stop me.
Maya: How am I supposed to stop you? Physically hold you down?
Mickey: Yes! Restrain me! We’ve had this conversation before!
Maya: You should just learn to control yourself.
Mickey: You know I can’t do that. You know I can’t be held responsible for my actions when it comes to dessert and snacks.