Today’s t-shirt
Maya: So what do you want to say about this shirt?
Mickey: I dunno. What do you want to say about it?
Maya: What’s it supposed to be anyway?
Mickey: I dunno. You figure it out.
Maya’s internal monologue: Let’s see. It’s an apple. And obviously Adam and Eve. So that’s an Eden scene. “Naturally sweet” refers to the apple, which is maybe its natural advertisement, a natural come-on, which is what made those poor fools reach for it in the first place … that and the snake of course … an advert from the beginning of time. Ah, so that’s why it’s got “Big Bang” stamped across it, maybe it’s supposed to be some ironic series about scenes from the beginning of time. But wait … maybe it’s supposed to be an advert for the apple … an ironic advert … with Adam and Eve as the celebrity endorsers. Hence the “packed by …” I’m so confused.
Mickey: Your lips are moving but there’s no sound coming out.