Travels with Grumpus

Mickey (groaning): I shouldn’t have had that cheesecake.

Maya: (silence)

Mickey: Sweetie, you should help me.

Maya: I *told* you not to eat it.

Mickey: But you didn’t stop me.

Maya: How am I supposed to stop you? Physically hold you down?

Mickey: Yes! Restrain me! We’ve had this conversation before!

Maya: You should just learn to control yourself.

Mickey: You know I can’t do that. You know I can’t be held responsible for my actions when it comes to dessert and snacks.