Travels with Grumpus

written by maya for mickey’s entertainment. and yours too.

A little self-knowledge goes a long way

Mickey bumps foot against something. Girlish scream emanates from his general direction.

Mickey: Wow, I scream like a girl. If I ever get tortured to death and the guys who did it try to make you feel worse by telling you, “When he died, he screamed like a woman,” you can tell them, “That sounds about right.”

Maya: That’s pretty sad.

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