Mickey’s fashion advice
Maya: So what do you think of this whole jeans tucked into boots look? I have to admit it’s really growing on me.
Mickey: Sweetie, as far as I’m concerned, the only people who can tuck their pants into their boots are cowboys, cavalrymen and paratroopers.
Hooray! Three posts in a single day! Verbal diarrhea indeed! We welcome the assault! And we like exclamation points!
Btw re jeans into boots: Unless you’re a size -2, or are twelve years old, you look absolutely hideous. To get the look properly you have to wear really skinny stretch jeans which don’t fall nicely unless you have no thighs. Have tried and failed to venture in public with this look — just can’t pull it off, felt ridiculous, and decided to leave well enough alone.
Then again YOU have no thighs so you might be able to make it work.
Well there you go. If miss skinny herself can’t pull it off, what hope is there for the rest of us? And I *have* thighs. They’re what I use to connect my shins to my hips.