Travels with Grumpus

written by maya for mickey’s entertainment. and yours too.

We’ve already established the fact. What we haven’t settled is the price.

Mickey: Boy. Serena Williams really beat the crap out of Maria Sharapova.

Maya: “Beat the crap”? Not just “beat”?

Mickey: Yeah - 6-1, 6-2.

Maya: Wow.

Mickey: Yeah, she really brought out that can of whoop-ass. Too bad she looks like a man.

Maya: Well, she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

Mickey: You’re right.

Maya: She hears you, she’ll probably say, “Well, fuck you, Mickey. Here. Wipe my ass. I’ll give you a thousand dollars.”

Mickey: I’ll say, “Make it five and I’ll think about it.”

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