Travels with Grumpus

Mickey: So I hear that Zach Braff is now making a play for Jessica Simpson.

Maya: Ewwwwwww. Jeez, you know who Zach Braff is? He’s the Eric Forman of real life.

Mickey: Huh?

Maya: Yeah, first Mandy Moore. Now Jessica Simpson. He dates out of his league.

Mickey: You’re right! He even got to make out with Natalie Portman in his, quote, directorial debut. I mean would you date that guy if he didn’t have a hit TV series?

Maya: Uh, no.